Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever