There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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