Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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