so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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