Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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