Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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