Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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