Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's shark week go big or go home
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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