How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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