My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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