she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You did what with his pubic hair?
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