okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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