Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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