It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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