Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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