Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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