names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
