i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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