my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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