omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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