Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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