I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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