WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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