dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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