I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's shark week go big or go home
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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