Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(808): View more from Hawaii

The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.

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(303): View more from Colorado

am i morally bankrupt?

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no. its just the recession

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(913): View more from Kansas

your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.

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(903): View more from Texas

Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.

(1-314): View more from Missouri

Me specifically?

(903): View more from Texas

Yep.

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(914): View more from New York

It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING

(617): View more from Massachusetts

you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.

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(813): View more from Florida

Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga

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