do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
third nipple confirmed
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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