He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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