SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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