so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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