Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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