My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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