I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
