I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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