i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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