I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize