what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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