Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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