I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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