So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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