I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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