Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
