i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Boobs speak an international language.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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