he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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