Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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