a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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