You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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