I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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