There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
This house was built for laser tag.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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