What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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