I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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