I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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